Girlfriend Application
by: Michael L. Craver
Here we go...
1. Describe
your transportation situation (i.e., own, rent, lease, hitchhiking):
2.
Describe
your living situation (i.e., owner, renter, squatting, halfway house):
3.
Describe
your career situation (i.e., full-time, part-time, crowdfunded, welfare):
4.
What
is your availability (work schedule, custody, commitments)?
5.
Have
you participated in adult entertainment (defined as selling photos, videos,
performing on stage, or otherwise NSFW content with or without pay):
6.
Piercings,
ink, and alterations (permanent or temporary such as nails, lashes):
7.
Why
are you single [ also: there is no time or character limit on this answer ]:
8.
Dealbreakers
or pet peeves:
9.
How
to handle a disagreement:
10. When saved to your
significant other’s phone, what would your ringtone be:
11. You need “space”: a test?
Peaceful serenity? Back tracking out the door?
12. How many ounces in a pound? (did you google the answer?):
13. Previous traumatic
events, bad breakups, anxiety and/or medications for same?
14. Importance - assign a
percentage to these (out of 100%): communication, sex, financial security,
experimentation, cleanliness/hygiene, anatomy, cultural taste, chivalry,
culinary skills, gifts, cuddling, love letters, intelligence, and parenting?
15. What skills do you have
around the house?
16. How do you keep daily
communication interesting?
17. Expert abilities to
please your man? (and 3 things you’d like to work on):
18. If you’re not big on social graces, where
would you slip on down to?
19. Oil changes – How many
miles in between, and what blend is in your engine?
20. Allergies? Fears? Things
you would never do? Hard limits?
21. Plan a vacation with each
partner contributing $300:
22. Hair: Bun,
flat-iron, who cares pull-it!, hands run
through it, ponytail, don’t care?
23. 3-day romantic trip
leaves in 20 minutes: how many bags and whats inside?
24. Shopping trip: Man is in
or out of the dressing room? Can he help pick outfits?
25. Opens your door, drives,
you pick music, rubs your feet while driving; reaction?
26. Sunday: both off, no
plans, you wake up first… What happens thereafter?
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Name: __________________ Age: 29 Location:___________
What are you seeking?:_____________
