Girlfriend Application
by: Michael L. Craver This is the result of a quarter-century of time, hundreds of thousands of messages, and common sense. My best advice is to think hard... Show enthusiasm and creativity and tell the complete truth. The more well-thought out and precise every answer is, the better off everyone will be. Here we go... 1. Describe your transportation situation (i.e., own, rent, lease, hitchhiking): 2. Describe your living situation (i.e., owner, renter, squatting, halfway house): 3. Describe your career situation (i.e., full-time, part-time, crowdfunded, welfare): 4. What is your availability (work schedule, custody, commitments)? 5. Have you participated in adult entertainment (defined as selling photos, videos, performing on stage, or otherwise NSFW content with or without pay): 6. Piercings, ink, and alterations (permanent or temporary such as nails, lashes): 7. Why are you single [ also: there is no time o